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Post by Fenghar: Nord on Jun 28, 2009 15:32:37 GMT -5
Billy Mays is gone. What the fuck. This sucks balls.
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Post by gooberflesh on Jun 28, 2009 16:32:15 GMT -5
He picked a good time to die. On the gnus, his death was simply mentioned in passing in between segments of how fucking awesome Michael Jackson was.
I don't care about famous people. Tell me more about Bad Korea threatening to wipe the US off the map.
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Post by Fenghar: Nord on Jun 28, 2009 18:56:57 GMT -5
With their missiles that are better at sinking in the Pacific than they are at flying.
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Post by Hammy McSandwich on Jun 29, 2009 11:46:34 GMT -5
I must say, Goober, I am a bit perturbed as to you lack of care for the famous. They're people too!
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Post by Fintron on Jun 29, 2009 11:52:52 GMT -5
I'll tell you all about Bad Korea.
Born and raised above Good Korea, Bad Korea was always a step below Good Korea. Mother Korea always favored Good Korea, letting Good Korea stay up past his bed time, eat junk food, throw wild parties. Bad Korea was locked in a compact room underneath the stairs like Harry Potter. Bad Korea grew tired of this unfair treatment and with a flick of his wand murdered Mother Korea. Good Korea was appalled and tackled Bad Korea to the ground with a fierce body ram. Bad Korea then sent millions of bees to swarm Good Korea and Good Korea is allergic to bees. Father Korea then came home from his year long journey to Awesome Jamaica and banished Bad Korea to Azkaban. Bad Korea somehow made his escape several weeks later. Not long after Bad Korea was on Father Korea's doorstep with the documents proving that he was Good Korea and Bad Korea had taken his identity. This new discovery caused international chaos and so to shut everyone up the real Bad Korea bombed everyone the end.
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Post by gooberflesh on Jun 30, 2009 3:00:44 GMT -5
So...
MacArthur was a corrections officer at Azkaban?
Also, most celebrities have had so much of their natural body replaced by silicone, botox, rehab money and cocaine that it's hard to consider them people anymore.
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Post by Fenghar: Nord on Jun 30, 2009 12:39:40 GMT -5
Billy Mays wasn't like that. He was a loving father.
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