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Stranger: heeeeeelllllllo
You: Are you confident in your ability to hold an interesting and captivating conversation?
Stranger: bahaha sure?
Stranger: i mean now that you say that i feel like i have to now
You: I must say, I'm at least fairly confident in your lack of any form of capitalization or punctuation.
You: You're my soul-mate.
You: <3
Stranger: bahaha thanks?
You: No mayonaise?
You: I ORDERED IT WITH MAYONAISE.
You: If this partnership is going to succeed, I'm gonna need some cooperation on your part.
Stranger: whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
You: ?aaaaaaaaaaaaaahw
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Stranger: hi
You: Why hello, my dearest.
You: You're late.
Stranger: how i am late
You: You're pregnant?
You: Oh, well.
You: Nothing a coat hanger can't fix.
You: ;]
You: LEAVE ME ALONE, GET OUT OF MY MIND!
You: Please say something.
You: I miss you.
Stranger: are u in sane
You: I need you to explain to me the aforementioned "logic" behind the Blue Laws, and express the validity in the great state of Oh-ka-la-hoe-mah.
You: Alright, GO!
You: Time up.
You: FAGGOT.
You:
You: Or not?
You: What score did you make on your ACT?
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You: You're the humanoid of my dreams.
Stranger: yes i know
You: FUCK YES.
You: We should have extravagant adventures!
Stranger: ya that's true
You: And then adopt a daughter, change her legal name to Joseph, and put her back up for adoption!
Stranger: ... you have so much fantasy, darling
You: Then I'll accuse you of getting 37-teamed by 37 guys with torches hiding in our attic every time I leave the house!
You: Mwahaha. This plan, it is fool-proof!
Stranger: uhm... ya
You: I miss you.
You: DON'T PLAY THESE GAMES!
You: ALL I EVER DID WAS LOVE YOU!
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Stranger: ya i'll stay with you
You: Great success.
You: I shall do the jig of celebration.
Stranger: great idea
You: Please, tell me your life story.
You: I require the knowledge of your person.
You: NAO.
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You: Welcome.
You: May I intrest you in a crumpet?
Stranger: hello, I love crumpets!
You: FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE.
Stranger: no need for that, weirdo!
You: Stranger, your mother is a nice woman, but your grandma's a whore.
You: AND SHE SUCKED MY WIENER UNTIL I SAW HER TEETH IN MY BUTTHOLE!
You: I know what you're think.. how many teeth in my butt?
You: Well, my response to that is simply..
You: CHRISTOPHER WALKEN!
Stranger: you really need to get a life, it is so so sad that you think you can speak to people like that
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Stranger: hi
You: A/S/L/R?
Stranger: r?
You: Religion!
Stranger: 16/m/US/Aethiest
You: I'd like to talk to you about Jesus.
Stranger: k
You: Jesus would like to penetrate your virgin asshole.
You: If only you would follow his fellowship!
You: There are even leather jackets!
You: Rockin' the Christianity in sTyLe!
Stranger: I want to bathe in Jesus's baby oils
Stranger: Does Jesus have baby oils?
You: No. Although, he did create Scyther.
Stranger: ....The pokeman?
You: Anyone with powers that magnificent should be followed by everyone
You: YES.
Stranger: OMFG
Stranger: scyther is a fricken badass
Stranger: Fuck yea, i'll join
You: AHEM.
You: "fricken" is not part of the Christian vocabulary.
Stranger: Oh
You: "Fucktastically" would be the correct terminology.
Stranger: OH!
You: !HO
Stranger: Can Jesus be my best friend?
You: Only if you rub on his naughty parts ever so gently.
Stranger: What will he do to me
Stranger: I'm secretly a 16 year old girl
You: What the fuck is wrong with you?!!!!1!11 You're sick and twisted.
You: ;]
You: OH OKAY.
Stranger: Hm
You: WE WILL RIDE FOREVER, 'CAUSE THE IRON IS STRONGER THAN DEEAAAATHHHHH
You: Doth thou have teh metalz flowing through your veins?
Stranger: I thinks so, blood taste metalic..
You: Sufficient spelling is essential in our lifestyle, my dearest.
You: If this marriage is going to work, I need your full attention.
Stranger: Hi
You: iH
You: Copyrighted by the Apple Corporation.
Stranger: Your IP address has been logged by the Child Internet Service protection Agency. Please wait whil memory ref code "8512331559231" is entered into the database.
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