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Post by Hammy McSandwich on Jul 10, 2007 13:56:21 GMT -5
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Post by gazellington on Jul 10, 2007 14:30:48 GMT -5
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Post by Fintron on Jul 10, 2007 15:43:00 GMT -5
Touche.
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Post by gazellington on Jul 10, 2007 20:07:23 GMT -5
Douche.
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Post by gooberflesh on Jul 10, 2007 20:27:35 GMT -5
Orz
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Post by gazellington on Jul 12, 2007 22:11:16 GMT -5
Mark, do a review of Pan's Labyrinth. I'm sure you have all sorts of nasty things to say about it.
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Post by gazellington on Jul 13, 2007 16:51:18 GMT -5
Sorry, Mark, but you were too slow.
Harry Potter and the Gazelle's Review.
I don't feel like typing much, so I'll make this short. Harry Potter embarks on a mystical journey to magic-land, which is full of floaty-things and bubbling cauldrons. Lord Voldemort (!!!!1!11!!!!1!11!!!!1!11) wants to do something. Something vile, I presume. Probably something that involves killing Harry and ruling the magical world. I don't remember much from the other movies or books. Still, Harry is forced (again) to stop his evil plotting.
Harry had large eyes, Hermoine had a large forehead, and Ron had large... Britishness. I wanted to punch Delores Umbridge in the face. Harry's father pulled Snape's pants down. Cornelius Fudge was neither a pig, nor was he made of fudge. Snape did not kill Dumbledore.
Wingardium Leviosa/10
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Post by Fintron on Jul 13, 2007 17:33:13 GMT -5
Sounds tasty.
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Post by gooberflesh on Jul 13, 2007 20:13:47 GMT -5
Why am I not impressed by the movie or the upcoming book? Oh, right, because at this point, it's just cashing in
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Post by gazellington on Jul 13, 2007 20:15:19 GMT -5
Because you have no magic in your heart. I can help you there. All you need to do, is give me THE STONE!
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Post by Fintron on Jul 15, 2007 1:22:07 GMT -5
I saw the Hairy Potter movie. I thought it was delicious. I agree with what The Gazelle said, especially the part about Ron's large Britishness. This movie lacked that one thing that most movies need though. I haven't quite decided what that is. Or maybe it didn't. Hm... Maybe I'll just press Post Reply now. Nah... alright I will now.
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Post by Hammy McSandwich on Jul 15, 2007 2:59:43 GMT -5
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Post by Hammy McSandwich on Jul 21, 2007 16:17:41 GMT -5
I saw'd Transformers. It wins. D: Megan Fox's ability to be hot was great./quote]
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Post by esooYOURzark on Jul 21, 2007 23:05:51 GMT -5
i saw'd transformers too. it wins too. although half of the movie, i was distracted by megan fox's breasts. you know you were too.
also, harry potter is the 3rd best selling series's ever. the 2nd place has over 200 books. the 1st place one has over 2000.
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Post by gooberflesh on Jul 21, 2007 23:56:03 GMT -5
The Holja Biblay being the first, as the Lord decrees, I imagine.
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