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Post by gazellington on Jul 7, 2007 14:55:15 GMT -5
With a title like that, it could have been an invisible anything. Maybe the noun in the title is what's really invisible...
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Post by Fintron on Jul 7, 2007 17:16:28 GMT -5
I'm invisible, you can't see me.
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Post by Hammy McSandwich on Jul 7, 2007 19:55:42 GMT -5
The Invisible seems to be like the movie "Ghost", minus Whoopi, of course.
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Post by gooberflesh on Jul 7, 2007 21:38:24 GMT -5
That movie was fine, and not just because of Whoopi. Having heard this news, I'll avoid Invisible and watch Ghost again.
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Post by gazellington on Jul 7, 2007 23:16:19 GMT -5
Whoopi makes my girlhood tremble.
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Post by Fintron on Jul 8, 2007 0:17:10 GMT -5
Yay!
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Post by gazellington on Jul 8, 2007 13:36:18 GMT -5
It must be done... Leprechaun: Back 2 Tha Hood There isn't much to say about this movie. Wait, no, there is actually. Once upon a ghetto, a priest begins to brawl with an evil Leprechaun. You may be familiar with this particular leprechaun, as he's been around the block a few times. Too few, if you ask me. Anyhoo, the priest throws holy water on old Leppy, causing him to sort of "melt" into the ground. We move on into the future... Location: Anyhood, USA. A young negro woman is stressin' over financial issues. At some point, her and her friends decide to hold a barbeque out on an abandoned construction site. Miss blacklady falls into a hole and finds herself stuck inside. She then notices a cave, and ventures into it. She eventually finds a chest, full of gold coins. She returns to where she fell, and her friends pull her to safety. They see the chest, and rejoice by smoking obscene amounts of chronic, buying expensive jewelry, and "getting krunk". Old Leppy can't have filthy hoodlums touching his gold, however. Something must be done... That synopsis should tell you all you need to know about L:B2TH. Can it really be that super-duper amazing, you ask? Yes, yes it can. And oh, how it is! This movie will have you shaking your badonkadonk bootay like a salt shaker. Clover-bullets, golden grillz, buckets of blood, and one Ninja motorcycle that'll have you saying to the nearest crowd of black people, "'Sup Ninjas!"
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Post by Hammy McSandwich on Jul 8, 2007 14:07:47 GMT -5
U SAID NEGRO! D:
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Post by Fintron on Jul 8, 2007 14:19:05 GMT -5
Beautifully said. The movie is fantastic.
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Post by gazellington on Jul 9, 2007 16:09:12 GMT -5
Live Free or Die Hard (Bruce Willis can fly!)
Detective John McClane finds himself caught in yet another dicey confrontation with a arab-hungry madman. Said madman has gathered a crack team of l33t h4xxorz to cause a sort of "armageddon" by erasing government tax records and credit accounts (whilst causing a blackout covering the entire eastern half of the U.S.). McClane must stop this dubious villain, using only his wit, a handgun, and a hacker by the name of Matthew Farrell.
Explosions, guns, car crashes, blood, kung-fu, flying automobiles, helicopters, fighter jets, Kevin Smith (and his dark, mystical facial hair), epic one-liners and evil French acrobats. Yet a distinct lack of boobies... Ah, well, I guess we can't have our silicone and eat it too.
Brucey did his hero thang, savin' the 'States and his daughter from a disgruntled douchebag. A good time will be had by all. Also, Justin "Mac" Long is shot in the kneecap.
My ONE complaint: the raping of McClane's catchphrase. I will not go into detail as to how it was raped, but dissapointment will follow soon after hearing him utter it...... Motherfucker.
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esooYOURzark
Silly Girl
Selling rape and rape accessories since 1968
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Post by esooYOURzark on Jul 10, 2007 0:11:40 GMT -5
you didn't say negro that time D:
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Post by gazellington on Jul 10, 2007 9:50:19 GMT -5
There weren't any important negroes in Die Hard.
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Post by Fintron on Jul 10, 2007 10:52:09 GMT -5
Well that is rather disappointing.
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esooYOURzark
Silly Girl
Selling rape and rape accessories since 1968
Posts: 180
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Post by esooYOURzark on Jul 10, 2007 13:18:33 GMT -5
there are always important negroes. they're everywhere
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Post by Fintron on Jul 10, 2007 13:32:32 GMT -5
Sure am.
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